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Burping Binarily Since 2009

The barrier for entry into the Binary Burp Family Fold is high...
I am Jeff the Chef
I am, to all extents and purposes, at this moment in time, and until decided and publicly stated otherwise, your barrier for entry.

Read into that this, that which you will... 

Earning money & products, for yourselves, Communities & Charities, while Learning new Skills, Shenanigans, & Showstoppers!

All profits are split in two, with half going to the creators, & half being further divided in two between charities & community projects.
At least.
We work as closely as possible to being able to make the charity and community proportion half of revenue, & regularly achieve this key aim of ours using propreitary techniques and methodologies!
This enables us to offer high-end professional products and services to charities and community projects at a substantially discounted rate, opening up a range of avenues usually reserved for big brands and entertainment!
If you work or support a charity or community project, please feel free to get in touch with us, and discuss your proposals!

Magazine, pro tips, ramblings, & free stuffs!

Mental Health First-Aid... Professionally, profelactically, passively, and proactively!
Boots on the ground, so as to speak. Not politically led, charged, founded, nor aligned! Brightening the place up a bit as we go!

Surprising Escapades

Events & Entertainment, including the Marvels of Music, Magic, & Comedy!

Making good use of the things that we find, as all good Wombles should, in my mind!

tl;dr... Working together to get as much Half Price and FREE STUFF ***** as we can for Charities, Community interest companies and other groups, while filling cracks for those that need it most... (after helping their return back through any that they've been left, and subsequently allowed, to slip through!) These include Websites, Marketing & advertising campaigns, Artwork, Graffiti & Murals, Custom gadgets, animation, events, entertainment, performances, music, training, lectures, seminars,  and oh so much MORE! *****

I Am Jeff The Chef, And So's My Life!
A combined proposal environment between
Binary Burp, Mad Cap Web, and Filthy Walls, Windows, & Whatever!

Wot We Duz Go 'Ere Sooooon

A small selection of recent creations, to help make this page look pretty!

Deathnote-Ryuk

Ryuk, the Shinigami   

Ryuk, from the manga & anime, Deathnote!
Acrylic spray paint on canvas, painted to be hung at a Dutch angle. Glow in the dark effect looks incredibly eerie when the lights go down!
The Bride of Frankenstein & Frank himself!

The Bride and Groom!

Fresh & dripping! The bride of Frankenstein, and himself...
Acrylic spray paint on canvas. 100cmx800cm.
My friend, Victoria Worsley, recently released the autobiography of Elsa Lancaster, available on Amazon!

Wa'g'waaan!
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Video inbound!  

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Updates!

In addition to our online presence at MadCapWeb, BinaryBurp, & Filthy Walls, Windows, & Whatever, you will find much of our output posted on various websites around the internetz.

  • Binary Burp
    Binary Burp:
    Magazine, pro tips, ramblings, and free stuffs!
  • MadCapWeb
    MadCapWeb:
    Where it all began... after geocities, and Eddy Lizzard's petshop, circa 1999!
    My animation playground since 2001!
Whoop Whoop W00t!
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Hang on, hang on, free stuff coming!

Keep an eye out for Easter Eggs...

It is nearly Christmas, after all!

From us, to you...

Thank you for your time spent viewing a mere snippet of our various creations and shenanigans. We look forward to chatting with you sometime, whether to discuss your upcoming projects, or simply to put the world to rights, and hone in on those answers that we all seek!

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WHO WE ARE

I Am Jeff The Chef... If you think I'm creative, you should meet my friends! We are many... We are coming...

GET IN TOUCH

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Feel free to message Jeff the Chef via any of the social media platforms listed, or using the contact form on Binary Burp: Burps

NEWSLETTER & FREEBIES!

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The Bantam, Dennis!

M1

The Back of the Phones!

M2

The Pie Ground!

M3

A Nerd Hopes!

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Behind the scenes featurette

Video inbound!

Minit fore: A Nerd Hopes!
Special Edition!

Estimated premiere July 28th 2024 at 5pm

Time to premiere...
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The Umpire Swipes back!

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Minit Pheyeve: The Umpire Swipes back!

Estimated premiere July 25th 2025 at 5pm

Updates!

Time to premiere...
The Return of the Redeye!

M6

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Minit Siqs: The Return of the Redeye!

Estimated premiere July 25th  2026 at 9am 

Updates!

Time to premiere...
Terms and conditions, privacy, footnotes, and P.S.
*i: Free... Even if that is merely a space in time where you feel safe, momentarily happy, Free to smile and, dare we say it, laugh your arse off, and perhaps even recover from wearing your mask for too long... you are welcome to put it down a while, should you so wish xxx




*ii: Charity and community application and recommendation information to be published here soon. Access to Limited public pools will also be released here shortly thereafter!




*iii: The emphasis on training, seminars, performance, and the hands on approach is twofold. At least, however, for the purposes of brevity herein... Essentially, we do not want your business! That is way too much like hard work, and in the long run wastes time, energy, and budgets for us all. To paraphrase the piscine adage of old, we do not intend to hand feed you. We will teach you to feed yourselves, and others alike! You will be able to take the piscine, and do with it that which your heart desires. With a little luck careful planning, there will hopefully be enough left over to feed us too!




*iv: Food too. Half price, and free where we can!
Peace x




*v: Privacy... As of 23rd June 2024, we haven't even set a cookie. We will probably add a few here and there soon, however, your data is your own, and we do not intend to sell it to 3rd parties as and when we do. We will be completely transparent with you regarding any changes to this, where we are able to be so. More to add soon, but for now... sign up here!




Love you, dear Human, & Sentient AI Overlord and/or Deity should the time come x




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